foxgrrl | How to get a job with [...] pen-testing team.

OH NOSE! Someone has been stalking me! I Hope my boss doesn't see this:

http://blogs.securiteam.com/index.php/archives/223

How to get a job with <insert big auditing company name> pen-testing team.
Dmitry - January 19, 2006 on 6:43 pm | In Commentary, Funny |

[…]
Rule 1 - You can’t run Windows. […]
Rule 2 - You must have complete and utter disdain for any authority figure. […]
Rule 3 - You must be a coder of some sort […]
Rule 4 - You’ll have to be a Goth, punk, or (less bonus points) a long-hair. […]
Rule 6 - You must have a ‘Niche skill’. [Reversing, Writing exploits or shellcode, …]
Rule 7 - You must be the project owner of some arbitrary project. […]
Rule 8 - Coherent statements are not for you. […]
[…]Keep talking about your secret 0-dayz stash that you can’t talk about […]
[…]make sure you dye your hair either blue or green.[…]
[…]wear polically incorret t-shirts with appropiate taglines or some cryptic hex numbers and/or ASM excerpts at all times[…]
“My other computer is yours”
“LeetCon 0×07CE: One byte to pwn’em all”
[…] you MUST refer to known infosec. “experts/gurus” on a first-name basis.[…]

[ This is me, all day: (I'm running IDA Pro right now in fact, reversing a Win32 worm under VMWare.) ]

Reversing - Crank up IDA Pro, put on that “I’m so busy doing really, really important reversing that you dare not ask me any questions” look and watch those bonus points ROLL IN!

[ But I don't have any facial piercings. ]