Burninating, Yuri, Cell Phones...

1. Got zapped with lasers for the last time today. The anesthetic worked this time, so I wasn't screaming and crying in pain for several hours.
2. I'm thinking of going to this: http://www.worldspaceparty.com/schedule.php
3. My cell phone suddenly stopped working the other day &mdash That is to say, when I try to call out with it, I get a recorded message saying that this phone is not authorized for making phone calls. This is not the message you get when you don't pay your bill. At first I thought it was just a local outage, but it wasn't. So I go to the <phone carrier> franchise store, and I discover that my current phone has been deactivated because there's a new phone on my account, and the number was transfered to that. This was news to me; I didn't get a new phone. So they gave me the 800 number to call, cause they couldn't do anything there. The 800 number is a voice menu hell, which only accept voice input, no DTMF. If you ask for anything about Activation/Deactivation or other, it says it's forwarding you to a [human] representitive… but it's really a recording saying that, Your call could not be completed as dialed, please hang up and try you call again