But why is the bathtub purple?!

Recent Acquisitions:

• Purple Hair


• Tickets to Burning Man

I'm sitting in the San Jose airport at present, about to jump on an airplane to Las Vegas. I was was wondering if I should trim my public hair or something, so as to look my best when the TSA strip searches me... Little did I know... The guy who stands in front of the security checkpoint, checking drivers' licenses, can stick a little "SSSS" sticker onto your ticket. The thing I wonder is, couldn't a terrorist just pull the sticker off of their ticket and avoid the extra screening/searching?

Update: Corrected typos. (I posted this message as I was walking down the causeway, boarding the plane. So I didn't have any time to edit.)